BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING.
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The Earth Is Full – Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God – Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,
But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed
For 70 mph.
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Heart Attacks … God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Politicions and diapers both need to be changed,
and for the same reason
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
(toymaker than makes Barbie Dolls).
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If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman
Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.
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Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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Hey Jesse,
I totally agree, and I think things would be a whole lot better if we did start remember what the real reason for the season is, JESUS. If he never came we would have no reason to celebrate Christmas. If he never came we’d have nothing to ever hope for ever. If he never came we’d never have love, or joy, or peace, or patience, or kindness, or gentleness, or self-control. I’m so glad He came to die for us, and take the penalty that all of us deserved to pay. I hate to think what it would be like if He never said yes, I’ll come and put myself on a cross and get beaten and spit on and called all kinds of things even though I never did one thing wrong, and all because he loved us. Thank you Jesus, and happy birthday to You.
Your cousing in-law, at least I think that’s what I’m called,
Andy