Jesse Hraban

“If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.” –Milton Friedman

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein

So I have officially been “dairy free” for two weeks (plus the two weeks of the experimental/testing phase) I REALLY miss cheese, milk and most of all chocolate! But it is worth it if it really helps Chanler feel better (which it is hard to tell, since we don’t have a control group to test with =])

I never realized how much dairy I actually ate or how many things had dairy as an ingredient . . .

This no dairy thing is really quite a drag! but I will carry on!

Why is it that when you have a life changing event (marriage, baby, etc) people feel the need to ask you the same inane questions.

The “are you getting any sleep” question is fast becoming as annoying as the “when are you going to have kids” question was when we got married!

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

How important do people have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours? How important do people have to be before they are considered […]

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? […]

How did this happen. I went to the hospital and they actually let me take a baby home . . . sureal!

With the exception that I probably would have called in sick today had I been working – I don’t think that I have fully realized that I am officially unemployed.

This is bizarre – I haven’t been without a job (or 2) since I was 17 years old and in college.

I guess it will take more then one day at home for the reality to sink in . . .

Well I did it! I am officially unemployed. I hate quiting/resigning/etc. I always feel like a am letting someone down.