I think I am being stalked by my HMO . . .
They called me twice today because I haven't been in for an appointment. The first time they wanted to know if I had delivered and I explained that, no I had not, but that I had an outside midwife I was seeing. Then a different person called to clarify what I had told the first woman. She wanted to know which hospital I was planning to deliver at so they could forward the records . . . I said, I am planning to deliver at home and would only show up at Kaiser if there were complications that necessitated transferring. She was confused and unsure at best. I guess I should be expecting another call any minute.
The best part is that the women calling are from my "primary care physician's" office and I have NEVER had an appointment with that Dr.